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What if you were the game? [Online Dating Update] This is Larry's response to my possible kidnapping... I have to make safer choices 🤦🏽♀️ Before I get to that let's recap! Kidding! Nothing from last update made its way into this one. I almost texted buff guy back but then I saw that buff guy …
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I got hit up by a single mother bruh... you can’t make this up! [Another Online Dating Post] So online dating has not gotten any less strange. Aside from a woman w a fade and a vest I have come across some major No’s this week as I expanded my filters to allow an intake …
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I felt it appropriate to share an [Online Dating Update] since tomorrow is Halloween and I been hit with a GHOST! I want to first shout out all the men who read this. I get so many DMs, text and face to face support from y’all and I thank you! Especially when you confirm that …
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When we first started this adventure my text game as Larry described it was drrrryyy!! I believe that 150 or so interactions in that I’ve got this down! Seriously I get a lot of matches but they either fall off, wanna play w my feet, rub my booty, don’t have a job, don’t speak English …
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Whew! Okay guys this update has a lot of activity. Hold tight! No one that I have had a face to face with has followed up still. This is absolutely okay. Seriously. (I wonder what they told their friends about me) The one that I was interested in and decided to meet face to face …
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Week 4 Online Dating Update: The dude who ghosted me after I said I didn’t drink came back.... I was like nah fam. I’m good. He like I’m sorry let’s try again. I’m like nah fam. Lose this number so I don’t have to block it cause I don’t want to start using that feature. …
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Online Dating Update: is this week 3.. also I cried.. just two tears tho) This is looooong. I been busy! We learned that my sister in law swipes all the darker black men and X skinned individuals left smh... 🗣There was off app contact!! The first one called and he was polite. Ambitious but a …
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{ONLINE DATING UPDATE #2} I can’t be afraid to place my personality in written form. If they don’t get it THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO It’s a numbers game. You gotta have a whole lot cause they fall off so don’t depend solely on Hinge! Plenty of Fish has too many fish //Uninstall// IM POPPING ON …
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Update on Online dating: [So far it turns out that] I.... am primarily attractive to non black men (I’m gonna try not to internalize that) “put something on it” is a sexual advance Thank you is not an appropriate response to a compliment alone. I must add an additional sentence or it’s a shot denied. …
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I surely lost a large amount of readers as I have learned that it is unimaginable to people that all fat people aren't on their death beds.
