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đź—ŁWHat Are You Gonna Do IF YoU CaNt CaLL the PoliceEeEEE! I waited on this till I was less mad and could giggle about the ridiculous of it all! I’m not getting enough sleep! Let me tell you why. The nice white lady across the street from my moms house did drugs. No one knew. …
My mama loves the Goodwill store and I haaaaate it! I remember spending Saturday mornings in this store feeling completely tortured. My mom, happily sorting through racks and racks and RACKS of stuff that people OBVIOUSLY didn’t want while I sat huffing on one of the dusty chairs that should be simply thrown away! God …
 He told me that if I gave him two thousand then he can flip it to twenty... It was in that moment that I knew that there was more than one type of product in that truck..Who am I kidding.. WE ALL KNEW WHAT HE WAS CARRYING IN THAT TRUCK! Months have passed since our last …
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I can hear Snoh Aalegra singing the lyrics to "I want you around" as I write this. We can get away Palm trees, beach views Ordinary day All I wanna hear is Innervisions on replay And sit right next to you, you I try not to show how I feel about you Thinkin' we should …
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Him: I feel most empowered when I am able to help others achieve their dreams which is my goal in life Me: what are you doing to achieve this goal of yours? Him: I'm just blessed to see 2020 Me: There was no need to continue this conversation. Thankfully I do not attract the men …
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It's been a while since the last dating update and I am glad to say that it's not for lack of events. As a surprise to me the consistency of swipes were from actual men who were... consistent. Now this wasn't always great but it was certainly worthy of my time and made a good …
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My sister in law (Feel free to read with a strong Jamaican accent) Her: Who is this guy you're going to Cancun with? Me: A friend I met online. Her: Have you met him before? Me: Once while driving back from Kansas I posted it online and he asked me to stop by a gas …
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Okay so BOOM! I’m living my life having a regular Thursday when all of a sudden my side start to hurt. Now I’m like “it must just be poop” so I ride it out but 30 minutes later I find myself sitting w my head in my hands cause it hurt so bad and pain …
What’s your favorite drink? Him: Your bathwater... [Online dating update] Thankfully the guy above was not messaging me. This is one of the stories that I got from a friend who sends me hilarious screenshots from dating gone wrong. The most recent one was of a guy asking her for money. The text went as …
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He asked me if we can consider ourselves a couple.. Don't get too excited!! I asked that we table it. [Online Dating Update] This past week was quite the sampler platter of interactions. Not the good sampler where you ordered it as a meal cause they were all delicious. More like one that you buy …
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