Excuse Me While I Overshare
I can hear Snoh Aalegra singing the lyrics to "I want you around" as I write this. We can get away Palm trees, beach views Ordinary day All I wanna hear is Innervisions on replay And sit right next to you, you I try not to show how I feel about you Thinkin' we should …
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Him: I feel most empowered when I am able to help others achieve their dreams which is my goal in life Me: what are you doing to achieve this goal of yours? Him: I'm just blessed to see 2020 Me: There was no need to continue this conversation. Thankfully I do not attract the men …
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It's been a while since the last dating update and I am glad to say that it's not for lack of events. As a surprise to me the consistency of swipes were from actual men who were... consistent. Now this wasn't always great but it was certainly worthy of my time and made a good …
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My sister in law (Feel free to read with a strong Jamaican accent) Her: Who is this guy you're going to Cancun with? Me: A friend I met online. Her: Have you met him before? Me: Once while driving back from Kansas I posted it online and he asked me to stop by a gas …
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Okay so BOOM! I’m living my life having a regular Thursday when all of a sudden my side start to hurt. Now I’m like “it must just be poop” so I ride it out but 30 minutes later I find myself sitting w my head in my hands cause it hurt so bad and pain …
What’s your favorite drink? Him: Your bathwater... [Online dating update] Thankfully the guy above was not messaging me. This is one of the stories that I got from a friend who sends me hilarious screenshots from dating gone wrong. The most recent one was of a guy asking her for money. The text went as …
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He asked me if we can consider ourselves a couple.. Don't get too excited!! I asked that we table it. [Online Dating Update] This past week was quite the sampler platter of interactions. Not the good sampler where you ordered it as a meal cause they were all delicious. More like one that you buy …
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