Excuse Me While I Overshare
My sister in law (Feel free to read with a strong Jamaican accent) Her: Who is this guy you're going to Cancun with? Me: A friend I met online. Her: Have you met him before? Me: Once while driving back from Kansas I posted it online and he asked me to stop by a gas …
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What’s your favorite drink? Him: Your bathwater... [Online dating update] Thankfully the guy above was not messaging me. This is one of the stories that I got from a friend who sends me hilarious screenshots from dating gone wrong. The most recent one was of a guy asking her for money. The text went as …
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He asked me if we can consider ourselves a couple.. Don't get too excited!! I asked that we table it. [Online Dating Update] This past week was quite the sampler platter of interactions. Not the good sampler where you ordered it as a meal cause they were all delicious. More like one that you buy …
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What if you were the game? [Online Dating Update] This is Larry's response to my possible kidnapping... I have to make safer choices 🤦🏽♀️ Before I get to that let's recap! Kidding! Nothing from last update made its way into this one. I almost texted buff guy back but then I saw that buff guy …
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I got hit up by a single mother bruh... you can’t make this up! [Another Online Dating Post] So online dating has not gotten any less strange. Aside from a woman w a fade and a vest I have come across some major No’s this week as I expanded my filters to allow an intake …
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I felt it appropriate to share an [Online Dating Update] since tomorrow is Halloween and I been hit with a GHOST! I want to first shout out all the men who read this. I get so many DMs, text and face to face support from y’all and I thank you! Especially when you confirm that …
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When we first started this adventure my text game as Larry described it was drrrryyy!! I believe that 150 or so interactions in that I’ve got this down! Seriously I get a lot of matches but they either fall off, wanna play w my feet, rub my booty, don’t have a job, don’t speak English …
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