I’ve Opened Myself To Serial Killers… a series (ep.1)

Update on Online dating:

[So far it turns out that]

I…. am primarily attractive to non black men (I’m gonna try not to internalize that)

“put something on it” is a sexual advance

Thank you is not an appropriate response to a compliment alone. I must add an additional sentence or it’s a shot denied.

People ask you to text really quickly.. and also that I am not willing to pass out this number.

Also I apparently don’t look at men and find them attractive but a bio can cuten him up… surely millennials have created a word for that

MEN OUT HERE USING FILTERS!!

I look married. They all say I look like I am???

Week 1 down guys and so far it’s not fruitful at all!!

It’s them. It’s me. Can’t somebody just arrange me a marriage 🧐🤷🏽‍♀️

 

My life is like a movie… comedy… not romance

Starring Courtny

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